The Spider And The Guy!

THERE ONCE WAS A MAN NAMED JEB WHO GOT CAUGHT IN A WENCH'S WEB!
Ever hear the story of the Spider and the Guy?
Saddest thing you ever knew and sure to make you cry!
The Spider,tall and tempting,set her eyes upon the Guy!

And first he knew she had him hooked,'n' hangin' high and dry! His name was Jeb,and in her web the dopey clown did fall! Now he's caught,and though he fought,he ne'er gets out at all! So heed this tale,stranger,and save yourself headaches and tears! you ain't no match for a Spider if she's one o' those wily dears!